Just a little humorous fanfic I did regarding all the complaints and whining I hear from Godzilla fans. Anyway, here's a little explaination for each monster's complaint-

Destroyah-I am so sick of hearing "Destroyah is a female because the monster's biology is like that of a female horseshoe crab and...". SHUT UP! Biology has NOTHING to do with monsters! For God's sake, the films have GIANT RADIOACTIVE ANIMALS for crying out loud...that's BIOLOGICALLY IMPOSSIBLE. Plus, Destroyah ISN'T based off of the horeshoe crab! HE (Yes, all official Toho products list Destroyah as a male) is based off of a prehistoric crusteacean species that was mutated by the Oxygen Destroyer.

Minya-He's Godzilla's adopted son. Deal with it. It's not his fault that he isn't very powerful or looks little like his father. And, you can't blame Toho for his appearance either. At the time NOBODY knew what a baby Godzilla should look like.

Kiryu-I don't see why people think he's emo or suicidial. If anything, he was pissed off that humankind disturbed his enternal slumber and just wanted to go back to resting in peace.

Zilla-Seriously, Zilla is a pretty cool monster. Though, it's not his/her fault that he/she was in such a crappy movie. Blame Dean Devlin and Roland Emmerich for that one.

King Kong-Again, I am sick of hearing "Godzilla should've won because he has thermonuclear breath and King Kong is the wrong size...". For God's sake, the Toho version of King Kong and the original version are TWO DIFFERENT MONSTERS! Also, while the ending of the Japanese version was more ambiguous, both the Japanese and American versions of King Kong VS Godzilla had King Kong winning the battle.

Megalon-Seriously, apart from the bad special effects, cheesy story line (which are actually what makes the Showa Godzilla films so much fun), and over-use of stock footage...Godzilla VS Megalon is actually a fun little movie to watch.

Jet Jaguar-Seriously, compared to Zone Fighter, this monster is nowhere near as big a Ultraman rip-off. Plus, there were already TONS of Henshin (IE: Ultraman-style) shows out there before Jet Jaguar was created.

GMK Ghidorah-I've heard tons of fans complain that Ghidorah is supposed to be the villain. Yet, in the end of the Hesei version of Godzilla VS King Ghidorah, Mecha-King Ghidorah is used to save Japan from Godzilla. Wouldn't that make Ghidorah a hero as well in this case?

Mothra-Seriously, Godzilla can't win every time. Plus, it's nice to see the underdog (in this case Mothra) defeat the enemy despite overwhelming odds. Also, Mothra is a force of pure good...so it's only natural she would defeat a creature of destruction and/or evil (IE: Godzilla.)

SpaceGodzilla-I'm dead serious on this one...there was actually a Wikipedia article that said that SpaceGodzilla and Biollante were the same monster just because they both had tusks and could turn into particle form. NO! NOT TRUE AT ALL! Biollante and SpaceGodzilla are TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT MONSTERS! Plus, SpaceGodzilla's origin is still up for debate.

King Seesar-Think about it. King Seesar was basically risking his life to stop MechaGodzilla. It's not his fault that MechaGodzilla was the more powerful monster. Plus, if you think about it, King Seesar COULD'VE defeated MechaGodzilla had MechaGodzilla not started to use his missiles.

Godzilla-I am so sick of so-called "Godzilla purists" saying that Son Of Godzilla and Godzilla's Revenge ruined Godzilla's reputation...yet, these hypocrites also praise films like Godzilla VS Destroyah (Um, didn't Godzilla also try to..I dunno..SAVE HIS SON IN THAT FILM AS WELL!). If Toho wants Godzilla to be a loving and caring father, they have every right to. Toho owns Godzilla, you fans don't.

Baragon-Again, not all monsters can be all-powerful like Godzilla. Plus, if Baragon is so weak and pathetic, then why is he one of the most popular monsters in Japan?

Anyway, this is just my opinion. You don't have to agree with me...but at least respect my thoughts.

Also, I was wondering if someone would like to make a comic or some fanart using the dialouge from this fic. I'd really appreciate it.

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This fanfic belongs to me.