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"A" is for Apple
Which is a fruit that keeps doctors away
Especially if you throw it at their heads.
"B" is for Boat
Which floats
Unless it's the Titanic.
"C" is for Cow.
They go moo...and fart a lot.
"D" is for Dinosaur.
Which now works in Hollywood
Thanks to Steven Spielberg
"E" is for Egg.
Which tastes like chicken...
...Or do chickens taste like eggs.
"F" is for a word that that rhymes with "Duck".
FIRETRUCK!
Though I was gonna say something else, didn't ya?!
"G" is for Gorilla.
One can type a better poem than this.
"H" is for Hawaii.
It's an island and a state
And a place that middle-aged woman fantasize about being
On with some buff guy instead of their
Beer-gut husband...but that's another story.
"I" is for Igloo
Which can't be built on the sun.
I know...I tried.
"J" is for Joke.
That's what this poem is.
A sad...sad joke.
"K" is for "Kite."
A piece of paper that flies on string.
What fun!
"L" is for Lizard.
ONE'S ON YOUR SHOULDER RIGHT NOW!
Oh...wait...never mind...false alarm.
"M" is for Milk.
It comes from cows...
...And that creepy lady across the street.
"N" is for Nugget.
They come in two flavors.
Chicken...and Gold.
"O" is for Orange.
A food and a color.
Good luck trying to find something that rhymes with it.
"P" is for "Potatoe."
Wait...THAT'S NOW HOW YOU SPELL POTATO!
Oh well, that one guy spelled it that way....
"Q" is for Quilt
It's a fancy name for big blanket.
"R" is for Rabbit.
They jump, eat, poop
And have a million babies!
"S" is for Santa
Some crazy old man who breaks into your house
And leaves behind stuff that you want.
"T" is for Turtle.
Which goes can go really fast...
If he's racing a snail.
"U" is for Umbrella.
It keeps rain from hitting you.
But, it's not very good against falling pianos.
"V" is for Vulture.
Ya know...that bird that's on your shoulder
Waiting for you to die of boredom from reading this poem.
"W" is for Walrus.
A fat animal with a big overbite.
"X" is for...um...um...
...Wait...give me a moment....
I know!
"X" is for TEN! In Roman numerals!
"Y" is for You.
The person who is reading this poem.
And questioning my sanity.
"Z" is for Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
(The author fell asleep typing this poem...)
Which is a fruit that keeps doctors away
Especially if you throw it at their heads.
"B" is for Boat
Which floats
Unless it's the Titanic.
"C" is for Cow.
They go moo...and fart a lot.
"D" is for Dinosaur.
Which now works in Hollywood
Thanks to Steven Spielberg
"E" is for Egg.
Which tastes like chicken...
...Or do chickens taste like eggs.
"F" is for a word that that rhymes with "Duck".
FIRETRUCK!
Though I was gonna say something else, didn't ya?!
"G" is for Gorilla.
One can type a better poem than this.
"H" is for Hawaii.
It's an island and a state
And a place that middle-aged woman fantasize about being
On with some buff guy instead of their
Beer-gut husband...but that's another story.
"I" is for Igloo
Which can't be built on the sun.
I know...I tried.
"J" is for Joke.
That's what this poem is.
A sad...sad joke.
"K" is for "Kite."
A piece of paper that flies on string.
What fun!
"L" is for Lizard.
ONE'S ON YOUR SHOULDER RIGHT NOW!
Oh...wait...never mind...false alarm.
"M" is for Milk.
It comes from cows...
...And that creepy lady across the street.
"N" is for Nugget.
They come in two flavors.
Chicken...and Gold.
"O" is for Orange.
A food and a color.
Good luck trying to find something that rhymes with it.
"P" is for "Potatoe."
Wait...THAT'S NOW HOW YOU SPELL POTATO!
Oh well, that one guy spelled it that way....
"Q" is for Quilt
It's a fancy name for big blanket.
"R" is for Rabbit.
They jump, eat, poop
And have a million babies!
"S" is for Santa
Some crazy old man who breaks into your house
And leaves behind stuff that you want.
"T" is for Turtle.
Which goes can go really fast...
If he's racing a snail.
"U" is for Umbrella.
It keeps rain from hitting you.
But, it's not very good against falling pianos.
"V" is for Vulture.
Ya know...that bird that's on your shoulder
Waiting for you to die of boredom from reading this poem.
"W" is for Walrus.
A fat animal with a big overbite.
"X" is for...um...um...
...Wait...give me a moment....
I know!
"X" is for TEN! In Roman numerals!
"Y" is for You.
The person who is reading this poem.
And questioning my sanity.
"Z" is for Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
(The author fell asleep typing this poem...)
Literature
funny poem
i had a dog named muffin,
she died, SHE DIED!!!
my mom said she wuz sleeping,
she lied, SHE LIED!!!
why is my lil muffin dead?!?!
why couldnt that car hit ME instead?!?!
i had hampster named brownie,
he died, HE DIED!!!
i wanted to bring him back,
i tried, I TRIED!!!
brownie just up and left me!!!
because he choked on a sunflower seed!!!
i had a bird named bob,
he died, HE DIED!!!
my mom thought he wuz chicken,
he fried, HE FRIED!!!
bobs chicken fried soul flew away!!!
now i have no pets today!!!
Literature
A Lot Of Funny Little Sayings
1. You have ONE advantage over me..... You can kiss my ss (https://www.deviantart.com/ss) and I can't!
2. Tradgedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
3. You only live once...but if you live it right, once is enough.
4. If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead, so shut up.
5. When a smurf is choking, what color does it turn?
6. The nice mean are ugly, the handsome men are mean, and the nice and handsome men are GAY!
7. When life hands you lemons, alter their DNA, and make SUPER LEMONS!
8. Boys are like lava lamps, pretty to look at, but not very bright.
9. My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems...
10. A
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Funny Sayings 1
Funny Sayings #1
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and then call whatever you hit the target
Polytetrafluoroethylene is a word i cant pronounce!
Date a woman, get a free pair of melons!
Beer- The breakfast of champions!
There's only one way to cure a hangover- drink some more!
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the "up" button
If at first you DO succed, TRY not to look suprised
Ever stop to think and then forget to start again?
If life gives you lemons, make margaritas!
If you think life's against you, it probably is
So your wife just left you
How sad you must be
Loo
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Yeah, I think the title speaks for itself. Just a goofy poem I wrote at midnight.
This poem belongs to me.
This poem belongs to me.
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i like this one its kinda funny if u dont think about it at all.
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